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Premature Ejaculation Treatments Epic Fails – What Tips to Avoid & Might Even Make You Laugh

Epic Fail

Decades of old wives’ tales and unproven home remedies have been pushed on men who are desperate for premature ejaculation treatments with quick and sure-fire results. Some of these procedures and concoctions are so ridiculous (and even funny) they make us wonder why anyone falls for them to begin with.

Yet the condition of premature ejaculation is no laughing matter. Men who seek premature ejaculation cures are seriously hoping to gain control of their bodies and sexual function. This can lead to desperate attempts to try anything that might bring them increased stamina and prolonged release.

Keep in mind that if a remedy for premature ejaculation sounds too good to be true, it probably is. Though, you might also find that the therapies that do work can seem impossible initially, too, if you’ve been duped by failed methods over and over again. We hope this list helps you distinguish between the helpful therapies and the just plain useless premature ejaculation treatments out there.

  • “Just stop and squeeze.” – Even some medical professionals have suggested that the simplest premature ejaculation treatment is for a man to stop himself from releasing by giving his penis a firm squeeze. Most men with early ejaculation issues have learned that the stop-and-squeeze method is usually an epic fail. Squeezing the penis shaft at the height of arousal can cause extra stimulation instead of stopping the flow. That squeezing pressure can send more blood more quickly to the head of the penis, where his very sensitive nerve endings are already pumped and ready to go. If this method has never worked for you, you’re not alone and shouldn’t feel inadequate about it in the least.
  • “Put an ice pack in your shorts an hour before sex.” What?! Is that a frat house joke? Apparently some people really do think that a numb penis is one that will last longer. The truth is that a cold and numb penis is one that might not function well at all, causing difficulty getting an erection as well as keeping it up. This premature ejaculation treatment is bogus and might even trigger some mental trauma every time you see an ice cube in a glass.
  • “Masturbate slowly to cure premature ejaculation.” This one might seem logical, but how quickly a man masturbates doesn’t seem to have anything to do with his ability to stop or manage his tendencies toward early ejaculation. Certainly practising with body and mind control through masturbation is a great way to learn how your body functions and possibly gain at least some important awareness that could be helpful. However, blaming premature ejaculation on the way a man masturbates is a stereotype that all men can do without.
  • Double Condom“Wear two condoms at the same time.” It’s possible that some men might be able to prolong their ejaculation a bit longer now and then by wearing two condoms at once – one on top of the other. The idea is to lessen the sensitivity, caused by the friction of intercourse, with this method. Yet what this method typically does instead is to cause too much of a hindrance to a man’s sexual arousal and possibly find his erection going soft prematurely instead.  Plus, the additional prophylactic use can be the source of discomfort (and even allergic reactions) in either partner. This method has a high percentage of failure as a premature ejaculation treatment, but giving it a shot with different condoms and a very patient partner might make for an interesting experiment.
  • “Have sex in front of a fan.” Another giggle-inducing home remedy fail, this idea stems from thinking that if you cool the penis down you slow down a man’s release, too. Sorry, dude. Having sex in front of the cool blasting air of a fan does not a great premature ejaculation treatment make. By all means, if it’s a hot day and you’re sweating up a storm do turn on the fan! Don’t, however, expect the fan to work miracles with your inner sexual heat and how quickly it reaches a peak.

Stop falling for the quick remedies that well-meaning folks pass on without putting in the research first or having any idea what they’re talking about. Go to the experts and tried-and-true methods (medical doctors, natural supplements with proven results, etc.) for the best premature ejaculation treatments for your body and renewed sexual confidence.